Slightly Secret Chocolate Sex

We were grown ass men playing

            handball in the dead.

When I have kids, I'm going to

            shield your face.

Hank squished his cigarette

            making me feel like a virgin.

Having a beard is like having a sexy

            mad mime masturbating?

That's a good goal, a dream. I know -

            J.T. told Hank

he was a dude with the strange bent penis

            of a fool

when he unzipped and pretended

            within the pot smoking cape.

Stupid...stupid...

            whispering

is it off-putting to do that? What,

            live with them?

You look so different J.T., you look

            as if digits were your phallic prop,

but that's not what mine looks like.

            Silence.

Aryan Dracula J.T. put on his

            gentleman,

looking like he had a tentacle vagina

            that was less bad in general.

Like a warlock snuggie hipster,

            they're going to live with me

and it won't be fun for them.